Porous Doris

Lyrics:
Porous Doris, the absorber of sound 
When you’re getting your jam on you don’t
Want her around 
She’s cramping your style and she’ll ruin your luck 
She doesn’t mean to but she can’t help to suck

If you play music then you should know 
Only bring your solid friends with you to shows
But if you’re recording she’s the lady for you
She will preserve you from the stomps of shoes 

Come on Doris
Stand over there
You’re a nice girl 
Watch from the stair